Another Vagina Mishap
I am going to warn you ahead of time that this entry is some what disturbing, but what the hell. Let’s start this blog out with a bang..or about a bang. Whatever.
It is no secret to anyone who knows me, that I am extremely susceptible to yeast infections. About 1 MONTH ago after a change in toilet paper I battled the beast that has often left me scrambling for the nearest wire brush. (Aynsley I found your comb) I went to CVS and bought the generic form of Monistat. Lesson number 1…I would never buy generic veggies but I didn’t hesitate at saving some coin on something that is going to be in my vagina. I am a big fan of the “one dose” application. I went through the process, cured what ailed me and went on about life…until last night.
John and I actually found ourselves “alone” as Coleton was busy working on his new mother board. Typically the evenings will wind down around 11 or so after watching The Daily Show and the The Colbert Report. Ever since Coleton decided to self regulate his computer time, he has been up our butt watching TV in our room until I fall asleep most evenings. But not last night! Ring the bells and shut the curtains…I’m going to get some!
It wasn’t long before I heard these words:
John: I’m hitting something
Dawn: What do you mean you are hitting something?!
John: I mean I’m hitting something
Dawn: LIKE A TUMOR?! (I’m such a hypochondriac)
John: I don’t know what a tumor feels like honey.
I threw him off of me with a bolt of force that enables some people to lift a Toyota off their child and put my finger in my vagina. Sure enough, I felt it. WHAT THE HELL IS IT?! I found myself scrambling around in my vagina like a kid trying to get the last dill spear out of the pickle jar and after a few moments of what would normally be a great attempt at self pleasuring, I pulled it out. There it was…the comfort cap to the end of the yeast infection plunger that is not supposed to come off mind you. Dear God.
So, the moral of the story is…there are just some things you don’t scrimp on. EVER!
