Leemer and the Starbucks drive-through.

I will blog about our experience babysitting Christian and Grant soon. For now, I had to share this chunk of Leemer gold. As a thank you for babysitting, my cousin Hollie gave John and I a gift certificate to Starbucks. We decided to put it to use tonight. It is never a dull moment with John, even if it is something as simple as going through a drive up window at Starbucks.

Girl: Welcome to Starbucks what can I get started for you?
Leemer: I would like a slice of Pumpkin loaf and a Venti Carmel Macchiato.
Girl: Im sorry we are all out of Pumpkin Loaf.
Leemer: Okay then make it a slice of reduced fat coffee cake.
Girl: We have 2 slices left, do you want both?
Leemer: That would defeat the purpose of the reduced fat wouldnt it?
Girl: Akward silence
Leemer: Just give me one slice.
Girl: Okay your total comes to 6.06, can I get your name?
Leemer: My name is Lucifer. Are you sure you have my total right?
Girl: Akward silence
Leemer: Hello?
Girl: Yes it is 6.06
Leemer: Oh because usually it is 6.66
Girl: Drive up please.

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