The return of THE Leemer

It has been awhile since I have heard a Leemerism. Between work, school, and the state of Texas John has put all things Leemer on the back burner. Sad, I know. But alas, today I was given a glimpse of his return. While blowing up balloons John proclaimed the following…
I haven’t touched this much latex [...]

The List

This is it! This is the day that I decide every year what I am going to change and perfect in my life.  I have a head start on the norm. I actually started dieting the day after Thanksgiving and even though I have been off the diet for a week I have not gained anything back. [...]

Is it really the end of December?

How is it that it has almost been a month since I have posted to this blog? I don’t know where the time goes honestly, and I know I should be better about updating as this is the only way most of our family can keep up with us now that we have moved. I just [...]

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Revelation 13:17

It is not often that I lose my mind in public and curse government workers.  Circumstances have to be extenuating, critical, dire. Today was one of those days. In the course of the move and due to my lack of organizational skills, I lost Coleton’s social security card. A card he must have before he [...]