Get Behind Thee Satan.

It was a miserable sultry day. As I strapped on my artillery I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My tired and worn face showed the apprehension of what was to come. I then looked to the couch to see those who were depending on me. I could not disappoint them. I knew [...]

Canton with Lois

It has been 18 years since I have been to Canton so when Lois (John’s sister) called and asked me if I wanted to go Friday I jumped on the bandwagon. Canton for those who do not know is a town 45 minutes east of Dallas and is for all practical purposes is one big [...]

Leemer and the Starbucks drive-through.

I will blog about our experience babysitting Christian and Grant soon. For now, I had to share this chunk of Leemer gold. As a thank you for babysitting, my cousin Hollie gave John and I a gift certificate to Starbucks. We decided to put it to use tonight. It is never a dull moment [...]

When your sliding into first and you feel a big burst…

I’m laying here in bed, the sickest I have been since the last time I was sick. Coleton says that every time I get sick “It’s the worst ever.” I can actually prove this time, is the worst.
Yesterday I woke up running fever and feeling like death. I had two appointments in Dallas that I [...]

Youtube Game

Go to Youtube and search your name. What is the first video that comes up? Here is mine, It is titled “Gay By Dawn” Geezz. Thanks Wendy!

Optimus Prime Our Secret is Out!

I am flying out Saturday for Houston and figured that it would be smart to glance over the TSA’s website for permitted and prohibited items upon a flight. I dont usually have good luck on flights and the last thing I need is to be detained (again) for something stupid. So there I was, reading [...]

"Bite The Wax Tadpole"

On Sunday John and I went to eat lunch at The Super Chinese Happy Buffet…not to be confused with the Super Terrific Happy Hour. We have eaten there a few times but never while there was a crowd.
I swear it was like herding cattle into the sale barn. I was shocked at the behavior witnessed [...]

Another Vagina Mishap

I am going to warn you ahead of time that this entry is some what disturbing, but what the hell. Let’s start this blog out with a bang..or about a bang. Whatever.
It is no secret to anyone who knows me, that I am extremely susceptible to yeast infections. About 1 MONTH ago after a change [...]